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Anon loves proprietary tech (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by TronNerd82@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 23 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

prepares a morning shower

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Max had already turned on the shower for me, setting the water temperature right where I liked it. As I jumped into the steam-filled stall. Max switched the music over to my shower tunes playlist. I recognized the opening riffs of “Change,” by John Waite. From the Vision Quest soundtrack. Geffen Records, 1985.

Ready Player One had an AI that prepared his shower for him

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

setting the water temperature right where I liked it.

I have that too, it is called "having separate knobs for temperature and turning the water on and off" though I wouldn't exactly consider it AI.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

HAL begs anon "please take a shower"

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

"I am afraid I can't do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower"

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 6 hours ago

Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

Written by AI, you bet?