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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon loves proprietary tech (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by TronNerd82@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

HAL begs anon "please take a shower"

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

"I am afraid I can't do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower"