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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)
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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

"Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first"