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[–] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 133 points 8 hours ago (16 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 83 points 7 hours ago (7 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 61 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

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