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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 53 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

Here's another one for you: 'played a major factor in'. Not strictly correct grammatically. A better phrase would've been, "played a major role in".

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

Can confirm I live in ZA WARUDO!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Lol, what a country

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Orogeny gonna get ya

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 49 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 0 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Sounds like just learning to read would be a better use of your time then. I mean if you already speak the language it should be fairly trivial, right?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 39 minutes ago

I literally started with "When I first moved to Japan".

To answer your question, though, learning to read Kanji is not trivial especially when each one can have a number of different pronunciations or appear in compounds where the meaning can be quite different.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 4 points 38 minutes ago

Laughs in Kanji

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 58 minutes ago

You do realise that in Japan they don't use Roman letters?! Sounds are one thing, a pictorial based writing system quite another! Just as in English, the same sounding word can mean several things, so the same spelt word can mean several things in Asian languages!

[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, just look at Trump. Functional illiteracy is a real thing in the US.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

All 7 words he knows? It's called THE WEAVE!....or something.

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 71 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 30 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Always need more adventure

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

The best kind of adventure

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Rob Thomson skated across the US starting in 2006. Also from Switzerland to China.

http://14degrees.org/

I have a photo from that trip handing up poster size in my house. A random waterfall panorama.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

how did he skate up and over the Rockies?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 9 points 1 hour ago

He kick flipped real hard

[–] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 121 points 6 hours ago (8 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 5 points 41 minutes ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 70 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 hours ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”

[–] superkret@feddit.org 46 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 8 points 2 hours ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 52 minutes ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

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