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Marjorie Taylor Greene Suggests Releasing All Ethics Reports, Not Just Gaetz's: "If We're Going to Dance, Let's All Dance In The Sunlight' (www.latintimes.com)

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[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 141 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

[–] Today@lemmy.world 43 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I feel you. I have this new super bitch of a boss, but she wore cute pants one day in September and it left me conflicted. I'm still pissed off about it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

As in the pants were cute or she was cute in them cuz it's completely okay to like a pair of pants and not enjoy the person who's in them.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The pants were cute. I hate her so much i can't see anything attractive about her.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Them pants tho

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago

Once a pants is associated with a bad ass you might struggle to separate the art from the artist.

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

How dare she!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

Her arrival at the correct answer was done through a series of mental lapses, poor judgements and terrible ideas that plopped her exactly where she should be. Like watching an episode of Mr Magoo.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bruh I literally just told my husband "Fuck MTG for saying something that makes me agree with MTG!" due to this story.

Ill recover if Congress actually takes her up on it though.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

You leave Magic the Gathering out of this!

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I read her comment and instantly thought "Wait... am I on the wrong side of this issue?" Now I'm wondering who she filed against.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Don't feel that way. Take this as observing your opponent taking a misstep. This is an opening.