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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 84 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 9 points 3 hours ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 41 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 36 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.