I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But I bet you don't have even a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Lol. That's true. I couldn't find one in my size.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 84 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 9 points 3 hours ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 41 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 36 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.