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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gaetz found out it wasn't "JV Dance" it was "JD Vance"

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh yooooou! I love this comment!

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Somebody was on reddit today