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[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 117 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said "no thanks, I'll just turn out the lights."

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Take my wife, please!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s crazy. I literally heard this is exact joke today on a short; I think Warzone and dude was downed and his OPP said tell me a joke and if I laugh I’m let you live.

Wild to me that’s shit like this happens. Like never heard the joke then twice in a day.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That would be crazier. Was it you?

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

For here or to go?