Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 hours ago by Syrc@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You’ll always find yourself Bargaining.

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oof. I think we might need to keep tabs on you!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, the other party is bar losing, so I think he has a point.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Some parties are bareaking even.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

These are the worst puns I've ever seen, bar none.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 1 points 10 minutes ago

C'mon, where's your spirit(s)?