Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 hours ago by Syrc@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You’ll always find yourself Bargaining.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I used to have a bunch of bar owners as clients.

Most of them are just drunks that took "Find a job doing what you love." way too seriously.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oof. I think we might need to keep tabs on you!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well, the other party is bar losing, so I think he has a point.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Some parties are bareaking even.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 33 minutes ago

These are the worst puns I've ever seen, bar none.