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What is the scariest thing there? Me: "People who wear shorts in winter..." πŸ˜‚ (lemmy.world)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The first enemy your army will encounter is usually logistics.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago

Nah man, it’s the yo mama jokes you’re sending via Morse code nonstop

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Depending on how far back you want to go, you could make the argument for your army's first enemy being...

  • Basic training

  • Recruitment

  • Their mothers' birth canals

  • The dating scene in their home villages