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"Terrain is the first enemy your army will encounter" - Sun Tzu (not really, I just made that up)
Terrain is definitely an enemy you will encounter.
The first enemy your army will encounter is usually logistics.
Nah man, itβs the yo mama jokes youβre sending via Morse code nonstop
Depending on how far back you want to go, you could make the argument for your army's first enemy being...
Basic training
Recruitment
Their mothers' birth canals
The dating scene in their home villages