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I hope this fits in this sub too. (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 23 hours ago by jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world

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Would probably choose this option, if possible.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago

But creatures of the night often have superior vision..? Bats even have normal day vision.

Ruining jokes since 1984.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Kids these days still know how to read, right? I'm sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There was time now!

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 19 hours ago

It's not fair!