I'll start.
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Beanis's bleaching properties keep my teeth bright and shiny.
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I can overclock my CPU 1.2% faster when I use baked beanis as thermal paste.
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Beanis oil is naturally spermicidal and lubricating.
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My desk is supported in crates of tinned beanis
I wrote my first love letter (a recipe for cooked beanis) on the paper wrapping of one of those tins
Once my football got stuck in a tree so i threw a tin of beanis at it to get it down and the tin was still okay!!
BEANIS KEEPS GIVING EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EAT THEM!!
What did your crush think of the beanis recipe?
Darn tooting good!