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I'll start.
Beanis's bleaching properties keep my teeth bright and shiny. 
I can overclock my CPU 1.2% faster when I use baked beanis as thermal paste. 
Beanis oil is naturally spermicidal and lubricating. 
Beanis didn't genocide anyone it's just trying to be a tasty treat and I'm thankful for that
My desk is supported in crates of tinned beanis
I wrote my first love letter (a recipe for cooked beanis) on the paper wrapping of one of those tins
Once my football got stuck in a tree so i threw a tin of beanis at it to get it down and the tin was still okay!!
BEANIS KEEPS GIVING EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EAT THEM!!
What did your crush think of the beanis recipe?
Darn tooting good!
Beanis got my wife to un-divorce me
brb gotta tell my ex about beanis
One time I posted "beanus" and it really annoyed people in a way that amused me.
That's a varietal.
be anus
Never skip anus day.
(And that's why I drink coffee)
I'm in it for the toots
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/all-purpose-flour/
All-Purpose Beanis Flour 
https://calbeans.org/homemade-bean-flour/
https://thecoconutmama.com/fava-bean-flour-vs-all-purpose-flour/
https://www.bobsredmill.com/shop/flours-and-meals/gluten-free-all-purpose-baking-flour.html
Beanis is very versatile and reliable. What would we do without our beloved Beanis?