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Why are YOU thankful for beanis? (hexbear.net)
submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I'll start.

  • Beanis's bleaching properties keep my teeth bright and shiny. dean-smile

  • I can overclock my CPU 1.2% faster when I use baked beanis as thermal paste. doggirl-thumbsup

  • Beanis oil is naturally spermicidal and lubricating. berdly-smug

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[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/all-purpose-flour/

All-Purpose Beanis Flour beanis

https://calbeans.org/homemade-bean-flour/

https://thecoconutmama.com/fava-bean-flour-vs-all-purpose-flour/

https://www.bobsredmill.com/shop/flours-and-meals/gluten-free-all-purpose-baking-flour.html

Beanis is very versatile and reliable. What would we do without our beloved Beanis?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Beanis got my wife to un-divorce me

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago

brb gotta tell my ex about beanis

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

Beanis didn't genocide anyone it's just trying to be a tasty treat and I'm thankful for that

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

One time I posted "beanus" and it really annoyed people in a way that amused me.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

be anus

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Never skip anus day.

(And that's why I drink coffee)

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago

That's a varietal.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My desk is supported in crates of tinned beanis

I wrote my first love letter (a recipe for cooked beanis) on the paper wrapping of one of those tins

Once my football got stuck in a tree so i threw a tin of beanis at it to get it down and the tin was still okay!!

BEANIS KEEPS GIVING EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EAT THEM!!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

What did your crush think of the beanis recipe?

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Darn tooting good!

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

I'm in it for the toots