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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the best we can hope for is that Trump seems unlikely to fuck with state laws regarding marijuana. That’s fine with me.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t try the Coke, though.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

I’d def try coke-aine