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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yea, except somehow we'll end up with something worse replacing it.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

High fructose fentanyl syrup

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

No no, Trump's tariffs on China are payback for not watching entanyl exportr. Just a stream of consciousness.