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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

NOOOOO ITS FAKE, FUCK

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(I don't like coke or cocaine just thought it would be funny to say)