shreddingitlater
Look, there's a very simple answer here - standardized testing. The hordes of people yearning to post on hexbear will not be discouraged by a volume of text or two which they must read and then pass a test on in order to create an account (entrance exams).
In order to maintain an account in good standing, all accounts must regularly undergo testing on some randomly chosen Marxist text from a list determined The People's School Board (it will be all Marxists texts of course, all of them).
Failure to pass bimonthly testing will put your account in bad standing and you will become unable to post to or see "fun" coms (badposting, the_dunk_tank, shrekland) until your standing improves. Only theory comms will be viewable and only questions or commentary on theory will not be removed. Failure to pass even one test within a year will result in a ban.
It's really that easy!
Good news folks, I don't actually have to collect my own stool sample for tomorrow, there was some misunderstanding due to my Japanese sucking. They just want my piss, much easier and less unpleasant to collect.
Gonna have to take my own stool sample tomorrow 🫠
You've said you don't ride or drive elsewhere, you know absolutely nothing about this, so telling you to go get some experience and that you're a dumb fuck are both justified
Go ahead, try riding a bike in the city dumb fuck
Ah fuck, that blows, thanks for letting me know ig
Ah, congratulations on the new baby or sorry that happened to your mom
And, of course, the food in Taiwan is amazing too
Umm you've made a huge mistake if your fissil material is in the condenser for your secondary coolant heh
Probably angry that he got forced out and this is the emperor striking back or something
Do a seance with Lenin's corpse then aimlessly walk around with some picture from hexbear out on your phone (it's ppb of course) asking if he can see it and snickering.