shreddingitlater

joined 4 years ago

Do a seance with Lenin's corpse then aimlessly walk around with some picture from hexbear out on your phone (it's ppb of course) asking if he can see it and snickering.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Look, there's a very simple answer here - standardized testing. The hordes of people yearning to post on hexbear will not be discouraged by a volume of text or two which they must read and then pass a test on in order to create an account (entrance exams).

In order to maintain an account in good standing, all accounts must regularly undergo testing on some randomly chosen Marxist text from a list determined The People's School Board (it will be all Marxists texts of course, all of them).

Failure to pass bimonthly testing will put your account in bad standing and you will become unable to post to or see "fun" coms (badposting, the_dunk_tank, shrekland) until your standing improves. Only theory comms will be viewable and only questions or commentary on theory will not be removed. Failure to pass even one test within a year will result in a ban.

It's really that easy!

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Good news folks, I don't actually have to collect my own stool sample for tomorrow, there was some misunderstanding due to my Japanese sucking. They just want my piss, much easier and less unpleasant to collect.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna have to take my own stool sample tomorrow 🫠

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've said you don't ride or drive elsewhere, you know absolutely nothing about this, so telling you to go get some experience and that you're a dumb fuck are both justified

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Go ahead, try riding a bike in the city dumb fuck

 

Can't see any music video the same now

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, that blows, thanks for letting me know ig

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah, congratulations on the new baby or sorry that happened to your mom

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And, of course, the food in Taiwan is amazing too

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Umm you've made a huge mistake if your fissil material is in the condenser for your secondary coolant heh

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Probably angry that he got forced out and this is the emperor striking back or something

 

I took one class in college and didn't end up really liking Russian - didn't know it was a gendered language beforehand and I really dislike that, mostly because I'm lazy. Before taking the class, Russian cursive seemed absolutely illegible, but I got pretty good at reading and writing it afterwards.

However, I always thought it was weird we were only allowed to write in cursive in the class, where in English or other languages it's more of stylistic option. Our teacher told us everyone wrote like that and it was considered childish to write block letters instead, but she also told us everyone should read Gulag Archipelgo and that Solzhenitsyn was a great author. Was she right about the writing in cursive part though?

(Don't think this is appropriate for language learning since I'm not really asking for the sake of learning the language, so I posted in chat instead)

 

BBC reports on WTC 7 falling before it actually falls - mistake in reporting or not, it continues to serve as titillation for the conspiracy brain.

 

My squats passed 112.5 kg (250 lbs) on my last workout, hitting 3x5 was hard and I'm a little scared of going for 115 kg next time. Still managed 7 reps on the last set though and I was fucking sweating for it lmao. This is also the only major movement I haven't had to deload yet.

Making progress on OHP is ridiculous - someone here said they've hit 230 lbs on that and I have no idea how, you must be a monster. Like the last time I worked out, I'm hitting a wall around 50 kg (111lbs and also 3x5) - I failed the last attempt at that weight and I've reached that point again, which I'll be attempting later today. I will say that learning you have to activate your core during the lift helped a lot, but that advice kind of goes for all major lifts.

And finally, I can do a full 3 sets of pull-ups unassisted now, albeit with great effort. Overall feeling good about it and I can see my body getting kinda beefy now, but that's also because I've been eating so much food now.

im-vegan jerma-herbivorepalestine-strong

 

I actually remember being woken up from a nap by a loud explosion sound and then hearing the news about this the next day when I was living in East Texas as a kid.

Huh, til this mission had the first 'Israeli' astronaut, sucks to suck.

 

Evander Holyfield vs. Mike Tyson II, billed as The Sound and the Fury and afterwards infamously referred to as The Bite Fight, was a professional boxing match contested between Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson on June 28, 1997, for the WBA Heavyweight Championship. It achieved notoriety as one of the most bizarre fights in boxing history after Tyson bit off a part of Holyfield's ear. Tyson was disqualified from the match and lost his boxing license, though it was later reinstated.

The match began with Holyfield dominating Tyson. Holyfield won the first three rounds. At 2:19 of the first round, an overhand right punch from Holyfield stunned Tyson, but Tyson fought back, immediately pushing Holyfield backwards. At 32 seconds into the second round, Holyfield ducked under a right punch from Tyson. In doing so, he head-butted Tyson, producing a large cut over the latter's right eye (although trainer Ritchie Giachetti believed the injury happened in the first round). Tyson had repeatedly complained about head-butting in the first bout between the two fighters. Upon reviewing replays, referee Mills Lane stated that the headbutts were unintentional and non-punishable.

As the third round was about to begin, Tyson came out of his corner without his mouthpiece. Lane ordered Tyson back to his corner to insert it. Tyson inserted his mouthpiece, got back into position, and the match resumed. Tyson began the third round with a furious attack. With forty seconds remaining in the round, Holyfield got Tyson in a clinch, and Tyson rolled his head above Holyfield's shoulder and bit Holyfield on his right ear. A one-inch piece of cartilage was torn from the top of Holyfield’s ear, which Tyson spat out onto the ring apron.

 

On 14 December 2008, Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi removed his shoes and threw them at United States president George W. Bush during a joint press conference with Iraqi prime minister Nouri al-Maliki in Baghdad, Iraq. Bush quickly ducked, avoiding being hit by either of the shoes. The second shoe collided with a U.S. flag positioned behind Bush. Al-Zaidi was subsequently grabbed, kicked, and removed from the room by security.

Al-Zaidi received a three-year prison sentence, which was reduced by two years. On 15 September 2009, after nine months of imprisonment, he was released early as he had no prior criminal record.

There have since been many other shoe-throwing incidents on an international scale.

 

In March 2003, the American country band the Dixie Chicks publicly criticized President George W. Bush, triggering a backlash. At a concert in London during their Top of the World Tour, the lead singer, Natalie Maines, said the Dixie Chicks were ashamed Bush was from the same state as them, and that they did not support the imminent invasion of Iraq.

The Dixie Chicks were one of the most popular American country acts at the time. After the statement was reported by the British newspaper The Guardian, it triggered a backlash from American country listeners, who were mostly right-wing and supported the war. The Dixie Chicks were blacklisted by many country radio stations, received death threats and were criticized by other country musicians. Sales of their music and concert tickets declined and they lost corporate sponsorship. A few days later, Maines issued an apology, saying her remark had been disrespectful. She rescinded the apology in 2006, saying she felt Bush deserved no respect.

Some of the comments by prominent fascists at the time(cw misogyny)

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