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submitted 1 day ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Given that RFK jr was a heroin addict for decades, I was once again fooled by this and I thought it was real.

Satire has been dead for years anyway.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

the onion actually doesn't do satire any longer.

they do prophesy now.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Official lathe handlers

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah he was on record last week saying it improved his grades as a student lol