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submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh our weapon legislation is plenty permissive

[–] explodicle@local106.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[Scoffs] We aren't even allowed to conjure demons to destroy entire cities! It's hard to even get your hands on an Apparatus of Kwalish.

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you checked the laws? Even the most recent assault weapons bans don't restrict demon conjuring, just as the founding fathers intended

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to preserve my right to summon demons

How else am I supposed to deal with a pack of feral hogs

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

With ZOMBIES if the government didn't hate FREEDOM to ENSLAVE THE SOULS OF DAMNED