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[โ€“] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My brain read this as "head on" and immediately followed with "apply directly to the forehead." Even with my misread, I think it works.

[โ€“] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as you said head on I knew what you were gonna say