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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did Elon fly his rocket yet? I'd like to purchase bits of whatever is left when it comes back. I want to pee on the pieces and then watch the stuff circle around the bowl as they flush down. Its therapeutic according to the experts.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You can always get your foot in the door by purchasing a disc of vacuum dessicated Elon on the Ferrngi Futures Exchange! Currently only 50 bars of gold pressed platinum, but act fast!