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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gestating woman

"How goes the gestation, woman?"

[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffemale

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Get in the gestation wagon, we’re going cruising.