And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel.
And I'm out here living in a town that's over a thousand years old. And it's not even a rare thing.
Technically there are some places in the USA that are that old or even older - but like the Grand Canyon, so representing natural formations or belonging to indigenous peoples rather than towns made by the conquerors.
laughs in Australian
Misuse of mate, disqualified.
The shitty small village I used to live in as a kid/teenager has like 300 people and is older than the USA by some 400 years.