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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 435 points 1 month ago (44 children)

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 85 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.

But school shootings are bad thing to do though

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

we are not talking about school shootings.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

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