Donald Trump is back in the Oval Office and the soul of our democracy is at stake. We need your help to fight back, but I can’t stop Trump if I can’t get a ride to the hospital, my bones are made of dried twigs and those stairs almost killed me. Oh god why didn't I hold onto the railing like my doctor has been telling me, I think both my hips are broken. Anyways I really need a ride, do you have any idea what they charge for an ambulance nowadays??? You failed Hillary Clinton. You failed Kamala Harris. Will you fail me too?
Lmao I actually fell for this one because it’s totally something they’d do.