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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 166 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You mean like when I used to ask my tween daughter how “the game” was going?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck you.

I lost.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One year I had the baker write on her cake:

Eye

Laws

Dug

Aim

We all crack up watching her meltdown on the video now that she’s older

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know Satan had a daughter!

That is some top tier trolling, well done!

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

She doesn’t have a big brother. Lucky for her, I had two little sisters.

[–] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's early, but WTF are you talking about? What did I miss?

[–] Bluetooth@feddit.dk 4 points 2 months ago

Read it out loud, “I lost the game”.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whats this now? How am i already in the 'how do you do fellow kids'??

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

The game has been around for generations

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Rules:

  1. Everyone is playing the game, whether they know it or not.
  2. When you know (or remember) that you're playing, then you lose.
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago

Every once in a while, my dad makes sure I lose it, just like how I lost now

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

The earliest recollection I have about The Game is a friend texting me a chicken with a sign that spelled The Game. I had absolutely no idea what that was supposed to mean so I very eloquently asked him "wtf". "You lost the game", he replied. "What game? Dude, what are you talking about?".

He then explained what the game was and how I had lost it by reading the sign on the chicken, something that I thought, and made sure to tell him, was one of the stupidest things to have come out of the Internet. About an hour later he sent me a screenshot from an old conversation where I originally told him about The Game. I somehow had completely erased it from my memory. I won The Game.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Blocked ^(jk)

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck you lmao