TherapyGary

Thanks @thenextguy@lemmy.world for the title idea

Sorry @rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com for the title lol

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Screenshot of an email response to 3 consecutive advertising emails

you think you can just swoop in here with your fancy offers of "lead generation" and "marketing automation" but let me tell you i am chad mctruth and im onto something big here and i dont need some company trying to control my message or manipulate my audience with their so called expertise because im a warrior for truth and i will not be swayed by your empty promises of success stories and case studies

heres the thing:

• if they cant generate gold from lead how are you supposedly "generating lead"???
• the markets are already automated havent you noticed robots are running wallstreet already
• are YOU interested in hearing the truth and waking up to the FAKE news and marxism

so andrew from invigo i suggest you take a look at the constitution and the bible and the subliminal messages in the chrystler jeep dodge ram commercials and understand what i am fighting for because its gonna take several hours of flirting and complements before ill be interested in a 10 or 15 minute conversation

best regards,

Chad McTruth
American Patriot

When you glide across the floor so light,
My eyes draw toward your graceful flight.
Each step a whisper, soft, sweet and clear,
A steady rhythm drawing me near.

Your movement sings, silent tender songs;
To your dance of grace, I now belong.
You stir instinct, deep within my chest;
A gentle urge, I cannot suppress.

With every sway- every fleeting glance,
You pull me close, inviting a dance.
No rush, no hurry- just the flowing beat,
Until that moment, my heart repeats.

That quiet pulse, of your subtle sound,
In every step, my soul tightly bound.
Oh, how you move, so pure and so true,
It leaves me sure, I must leap for you.

Let’s get real: if you’re still munching on leaves and pretending it’s “healthy,” you might as well be a worm, in which case I'd still love you but we'd need to have a talk about boundaries. Being a veganivore isn’t just some trendy fad- I'm the only person doing it I think. Plants are full of useless antinutrients and toxins like so-called "vitamin k" (poison) that wreck your butt and brain. Meanwhile, I’m out here thriving on pure, nutrient-dense vegan meats, chock full of the important stuff like saturated fats and sodium.

Here’s why the veganivore lifestyle crushes every other pathetic diet:

• Eliminates plant garbage because green=toxic waste
• Burns neurons and kills desires while you’re stuck overthinking
• Supercharges your body with real isoflavones, not placebo nonsense
• Boosts inflammation while other diets leave you looking flat
• Boosts libido if you make it at home and put Vyleesi in it
• Simplifies lifestyle because you get to spend all day making dinner

If you want to keep pretending unrefined plants are “good for you,” go ahead. But don’t complain when you have way too much energy and get in trouble for running around and not staying seated.

What’s your excuse for being weak? Drop it below. 👇

#VeganivoreLife #FauxMeatMonarchy #PlantsAreTrash #AlphaFuel #SigmaBrain

I could've sworn I had read a quote from him that seemed to unambiguously support violence, but now I'm wondering if I took a meme seriously or something

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A simple infographic with cute white text on a pale pink background which reads:  
How to Level at Veganism  
Lvl 1* - No animal products in diet or clothing  
Lvl 2 - Talks kindly to plants before harvesting  
Lvl 3 - Politely negotiates w/ insects to relocate  
Lvl 4 - Avoids making noise to disturb animals  
Lvl 5 - Avoids breathing out CO2 near animals
Lvl 6 - Does not step on animal shadows  
Lvl 7 - Travels exclusively by stilts  
Lvl 8 - Never eats anything blown on by wind  
Lvl 9 - Only eats what has never been observed   
Lvl 10 - Refuses to consume anything that may have existed in the past or future  
*Honorable mention; not true veganism

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A candid photo of Donald Trump talking on a cellphone, partially obscured by others, edited to appear as though he's being photographed through dirty glass. Typewriter font text of a quote from Albert Camus' The Myth of Sisyphus, aligned along the right side of the image, reads:  
A man is  
talking on  
the telephone  
behind a glass  
partition;  
We cannot  
hear him but  
we witness his  
incomprehensible  
dumb show:  
One wonders  
why he is alive