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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.

[โ€“] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's only cum if it's from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling semen.