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FAKE cum??? Uhhhhhhh........yeah, sure. Fake.
You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.
It's only cum if it's from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling semen.
It's been fake since Oderus died. Blothar is fine, but he just doesn't have the supply at his age to fill all those drums for each show.
Blöthar produces 4 times as much, he has four cum udders vs one cuttlefish.
lmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I'll assume you're correct.