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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage (hard-drive.net)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.

Never change, The Onion, never change!

Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

You mean hard-drive?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hard drive 😔

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Bold of you to assume my drive gets hard....

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Reading is hard.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a sub called the onion brother, people assuming the articles posted being from the onion is the default

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Half of the posts aren't even from the onion here

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But the community name sure is the onion right? So if someone comes in here and assumes the article is from the onion then that's a pretty reasonable assumption right?

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I thought so too but then I counted. Apparently there are a lot more satire sites that are gaining popularity.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Hard drive