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Looked it up to double check, as it's what I remembered reading.
I would imagine it might be because United denies claims more than most (all?) other major insurance providers. I mean, it could be because of that, if Luigi did it, but he's innocent so this is purely hypothetical.
They were absolutely the best choice to target, the worst of the worst.
All.