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[–] AgentDalePoopster@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I would imagine it might be because United denies claims more than most (all?) other major insurance providers. I mean, it could be because of that, if Luigi did it, but he's innocent so this is purely hypothetical.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

They were absolutely the best choice to target, the worst of the worst.