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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System (theonion.com)
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“This morning at 11:21 a.m. EDT, I opened up a pornographic video on my laptop, pressed play, and, instead of sending the audio to my headphones, broadcast it via our national public warning system to over 340 million Americans,” said Gilroy

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I was tempted to not include that. But I felt the title was a good enough gotchya.