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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System (theonion.com)

submitted 2 days ago by TachyonTele@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“This morning at 11:21 a.m. EDT, I opened up a pornographic video on my laptop, pressed play, and, instead of sending the audio to my headphones, broadcast it via our national public warning system to over 340 million Americans,” said Gilroy

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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ugh i ate it.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I knew when I read "340 million Americans" because I didn't get the alert.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I was tempted to not include that. But I felt the title was a good enough gotchya.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Its a joke now, but I feel it will be reality in Trumps America. But with no resigning afterwards.