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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.

[–] expr@programming.dev 7 points 5 hours ago

SpongeBob first aired in 1999, so if you were born '81 or later, it was probably on when you were in high school. But yeah if you're in your mid-late 40s you would have just missed it.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔

[–] LateGreatHannibalLecter@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Welcome to Lemmy! If my comment is what inspired you to join I will be riding that high for a week

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And you think it's weird that people under 40 are on the internet? I'm almost 30 and SpongeBob has been on since I was in daipers

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I mean from what I've seen people under 25 are barely "on" the internet, more like floating through the internet, absorbing content by osmosis.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 points 35 minutes ago

Uhh, I wouldn't really say that. If you consider what people do on Lemmy to just be "floating through the internet" then I guess that's correct. All of the apps and platforms being used have interactive capabilities to keep the person engaged. They're chatting and emoting more than you think, just not in the same spaces you're occupying.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I’m Songebob, middle school didn’t exist when I was 30

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You must have missed it, cuz you would have been around 15 when it came out