Imagine seeing your dead relative reanimated as a robot so that scientists could study you 🗿
How dare they make us tell our customers how much everything will cost!
He looks like if a scrotum were a person.
What do you even do for something like this? A literal child? Do you lock them up for life? Rehabilitate under close supervision and reassess? Can someone like this even be rehabilitated?
In the moment, you’re not 100% certain the guy wanted to be on fire. The only thing you can do in this case at least is attempt to extinguish.
No way this isn’t satire
Believe it or not, the same study actually said giving me a million dollars is also a good thing
Yeah…I’m OK with going my entire life without doing any of that.
unironically calls people wagies
Sounds pretty beta to me
Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?
Corporations: We fully support the right for workers to unionize!
Workers: Oke we’re gonna unionize
Corporations: No no no we meant like when workers unionize at our competitors…
Do you not have a life outside the office? I’m sorry if that’s the case.
No need to subject everyone to in-office mandates just because for some people it’s the only way they get “human contact” (going to ignore the “high-quality” part of your statement lol)