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Someone should convince him that it's a good idea to just build a canal through the US.
Back when the atom bomb was still new, people dreamed how easy it would make earthworks.
The US still has thousands of nuclear warheads…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare#Proposals
Ok but can we line them all up in advance and blow them all up at once? Film the whole thing from space.
Yeah, but then he's going to want to build another wall...
Tell him it's like some kind of water border, like a moat. Immigrants can't swim across water.
I just was on youtube watching last nights weekend update. They have a yearly christmas time tradition where Colin Jost and Micheal Che write each others jokes in an attempt to roast each other on air. They don't show each other the jokes until they're live on the air.
Micheal Che has a running gag of making Colin say the most offensive racist jokes to make Colin look bad for saying it, then cut to Micheal looking mock offended for saying such outlandish things.
It is EXCEPTIONAL, and this years version may be the most brutal edition yet.
Anyways, this all ties into your comment, because my brain was still in the mentality of that segment when I read your comment, and I instantly read it as Colin Jost.
cut to Micheal Che
Last nights version was so brutal, Colin started off by saying "Before we get started, I don't know what I'm about to say, but I appologize in advance!"
And hooooooboy.
All you have to do is turn the nozzle up their near Canada somewhere and the fresh water will from from coast to coast..... You could do it in a day
This seems like something Elon Musk could be manipulated to back.
Hyperloop through the US.