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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23416568

Summary

Donald Trump criticized Panama Canal fees as “ridiculous” and demanded lower costs or the canal’s return to the US.

In a Truth Social post, Trump also expressed concern about potential Chinese influence over the waterway, despite no direct Chinese control of canal operations.

The canal, transferred to Panama in 1999, is vital for global trade, handling 5% of maritime traffic.

Trump’s comments follow record revenues of $5 billion announced by the Panama Canal Authority. Panama has not yet responded to his statements.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Someone should convince him that it's a good idea to just build a canal through the US.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back when the atom bomb was still new, people dreamed how easy it would make earthworks.

The US still has thousands of nuclear warheads…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare#Proposals

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago

Ok but can we line them all up in advance and blow them all up at once? Film the whole thing from space.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but then he's going to want to build another wall...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Tell him it's like some kind of water border, like a moat. Immigrants can't swim across water.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I just was on youtube watching last nights weekend update. They have a yearly christmas time tradition where Colin Jost and Micheal Che write each others jokes in an attempt to roast each other on air. They don't show each other the jokes until they're live on the air.

Micheal Che has a running gag of making Colin say the most offensive racist jokes to make Colin look bad for saying it, then cut to Micheal looking mock offended for saying such outlandish things.

It is EXCEPTIONAL, and this years version may be the most brutal edition yet.

Anyways, this all ties into your comment, because my brain was still in the mentality of that segment when I read your comment, and I instantly read it as Colin Jost.

Tell him it’s like some kind of water border, like a moat. Immigrants can’t swim across water.....especially the ones from Africa.

cut to Micheal Che

"Colin! I can't believe you would write that joke for yourself speaking your own true feelings!"

Last nights version was so brutal, Colin started off by saying "Before we get started, I don't know what I'm about to say, but I appologize in advance!"

And hooooooboy.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

All you have to do is turn the nozzle up their near Canada somewhere and the fresh water will from from coast to coast..... You could do it in a day

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This seems like something Elon Musk could be manipulated to back.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

Hyperloop through the US.