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submitted 5 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Flinstones theme safe?

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Alternative fuel vehicle, barefoot, and earthen home? Woke af

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

That was addressed at the end of the article.

At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.