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[โ€“] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

replace "dogs" with "golden retrievers"

[โ€“] cravl@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Having known golden retrievers, their point still stands. The difference is that goldens have achieved mastery in what I call toxic amicability. It's one of my favorite toxins, in fact.