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[โ€“] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Why Britain struggles to tame the French cock"

I have just learned through a google search that the national animal of the UK is a lion. I will not repeat the joke that made me giggle for five minutes.

[โ€“] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

How can it be a lion if they hadn't existed in Britain specifically for tens of thousands of years before Britain was a thing. Which Englishman decided the lion would be it? A medieval king?

[โ€“] Saeculum@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, Scotland's is a unicorn and Wales' is a dragon so...

[โ€“] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A unicorn? You'd think the scots would have something different

[โ€“] Saeculum@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Traditionally, unicorns were aggressive and murderous wild animals

[โ€“] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I would assume so

[โ€“] Saeculum@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The UK doesn't have a national animal, but each of the constituent countries do. A lion, dragon, unicorn and elk for England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland respectively.

[โ€“] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ireland is not a part of the UK...

[โ€“] Saeculum@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Northern Ireland is, and I did not feel the need to specify which part since the republic of Ireland is not a part of the UK, I felt it would be obvious which bit I was talking about.

i encourage you to choose your words more carefully. also, so-called northern Ireland isn't a real country and "the occupied north of Ireland" is more appropriate.

[โ€“] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I see, thank you for the correction