That would be the funniest outcome so yes, I think so. Trump has to adopt Hunter and try to make him wear a suit to a baseball game. Hunter skips is to smoke crack and listen to Mumford and Sons with a woman he met at a gas station earlier that day
The only question is if crack is Hunter's equivalent to training weights he wears to hide his true strength, or if crack is what grants him his powers
Let them tag team the debate
The stage is set: it's the night of the second debate. Joe shuffles out to the podium, dark Brandon die hards are hoping this night will help him recover from the past week when Biden repeatedly referred to the prime minister of Israel as Yitzhak Rabin. Dems are ecstatic Joe manages the short walk with only one minor stumble. Trump struts out proving he's still capable of walking on his own. The debate opens with Biden barely stringing two coherent sentences together, he somehow blames covid and lack of stimulus checks on mexican immigrants which Trump runs with. Finally, the debate turns to our beautiful veterans. You can see Biden shaking with rage as Trump brags about the troops loving him and accuses Biden of doing nothing for veterans. Biden finally snaps and begins to say the only clear sentence the entire debate:
"Listen here Jack! Beau served this country and gave his life for it, you never served, you dodged the draft!"
He pulls a revolver from his suit and fires at point blank range. The recoil shatters every bone in his arm, the gun flies up into his face breaking his nose. He collapses, hitting his head on the podium killing him instantly.
Trump stands alone on the stage, the bullet having missed him by a country mile. He says something about Biden's shooting being worse than his golf swing
Brandon looks like he's already embalmed. This looks like Obama is unveiling Joe's posthumous wax statue.
Ah my bad, text based sarcasm is difficult to pick out without a tag
Japan is also hyper capitalist with insane exploitation
It's not like they have a word for it or anything...
Armoured vehicles donated to Ukraine by Canada not suitable for driving off road
Lmao what a joke, the MIC can't even make an off road vehicle anymore. They break down when you try to take them cross country. Good thing all war takes place on paved roads then right?
Lmao I missed the last part with him being helped down the stairs, also yea it was incredible how 98% Hitler bungled the abortion question and handed a layup to 99% hitler
Some of the highlights off the top of my head:
-They argued about who's the better golfer
-Biden tried to call Trump a fat liar in the weakest possible way, it did not land at all
-Whenever Trump was speaking Biden was either in standby mode or being jokerfied on stage
-Multiple instances of Biden completely losing the plot and going off on unrelated tangents
-Trump called Biden Brandon to his face
-the time Brandon said something along the lines of "and one more thing" and stopped dead and just stared
There were others but those are some of the bits I remember
If he had a milkshake thrown at him he would explode like he took a direct hit from a 40mm grenade