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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Happy birthday Anon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"You're not allowed to be sad because it could technically be worse"

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My best friend once said that it could always be worse: you could have shit on your head, that always makes it worse. Even if you've already got shit on your head, having more would without question be worse.

It made me laugh, which is what I needed at the time, and there's not really a point to this story other than that has stuck with me for decades.