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[–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's also about not spraying piss all over my floor

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Mark your territory, boy.