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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 5 days ago by lukewarm_ozone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago

Nobody wants to hit the edge, spray all over your shins then bend over to wipe it up and slip in your own piss

This is why guys get married, to escape this hazaed... Night piss everywhere and ignore it, have the wife clean it up and complain endlessly.

This is also the leading cause of divorce apparently, according to the Wikipedia article on the matter.