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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago by lukewarm_ozone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I use a nice "watch-your-shit" toilet

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

weird that the hole is in the front. most American toilets have the hole directly under your butthole and the poop just goes straight in (most of the time) with the water breaking it's fall on the way.

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

New German Toilets are the same, but if you have the luck of living in an older building you will find this versions.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 1 points 3 months ago

huh, wish i could remember when i lived in germany but i was super young at the time.