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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Hormone blockers, my friend. You’re gonna last the entire night, I promise (if you can even get an orgasm that is). yeah-buddy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (6 children)

The hot new drug all the pros are taking.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Add in estradiol and progesterone and you’re going to drown in multiple whole-body-orgasms at the end of your gooning sessions. panting

The real pro gamer move. bridget-vibe

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

i've been on hormones for six years in just about 10 days and i gotta say sometimes this isn't true.

I go from "i'm never cumming, keep going though" to "i exploded before my hormone devastated dick could even wake up"

i am talking way too frankly and openly about this

it mostly comes down to random chance it seems

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Praying to RNGesus to get a nat 20 for your refractory period roll.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

timmy-pray d20 please god make me recover 100 times a sexy time

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

What I wrote isn’t really true for me either. I was just making fun of porn-brained perverts. catgirl-smug

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